I have a pet smurf, Little smurfy is only 9 weeks old. He my friend's glass eye. And some bad clam's. I named him Smurfy beacause he is a smurf. I will be very upset after he passes.
RIP Little Smurf
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Will you please invite me to the funeral.
oh haha
A smurf?
Friends and family we are gathered together to put little Smurf out of his misery from being rolled around all over the place gathering lint while he lay helpless screaming for others to wash him off and clean him up with a lintfree glass cleaner. Rest in peace little Smurf.
maybe he is depressed, is he a little blue lately
xxx vici
well if he ate a glass eye then it will pass through and a smurf wtf is that?? oh well i will still help you...bad clams well that will also pass through with a help from you and lots of puking make shure he drinks alot of water
ooo poor him buy another one so you can substitute "little smurf"
You should have a necropsy done, find out if it was the glass eye or the poison clams that killed your Smurfy... Then you know how to avoid such an untimely demise in the future..
What you need is closure. A proper funeral service will give you and your family the opportunity to grieve. Don't worry, another Smurf or tiny blue figurine will come into your life and bring you lots of joy. You will only be sad for a while, and then you will be able to remember the good times. Every Smurf has to move on to the big Smurf Heaven in the Sky.
This is just so upsetting.....='(
You're dispicable! Absolutely the lowest of the low! You had a very young and very special creature in your care and you've been irresponsible and ignorant to its needs! Do you have ANY idea that a Smurf that young needs your full attention 24hours a day until it's AT LEAST 3 years old? Your ignorance shows no bounds, you should be locked up! It's pretty obvious that to take on such a responsibility you need to know what you're getting yourself in to! You're a great big prick! A spoon! A flippin gert big floppy flange! Damn you! That Smurf depended on you and you've let it down, may you rot in the pit you came from you HEATHEN!!
*cough*
That's it... thanks for listening...
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